Munro Stewart – Page 16

I hate scrabble. You think it's gonna be about the words, but it's just about the numbers. You think you're gonna be playing lagoon, and lambent, or soap. But it's all nu, pi, za, and xu. - Sometimes, Always, Never Movie

Valentines Card Secret Admirer

January 1, 1000 Munro Stewart 🖐️ Human • 📁 Human Lines

For the past 20 years I've received a Valentines card from the same secret admirer. So I was pretty upset when I didn't get one this year. First my granny dies and now this. - Colm Flynn

Police In Small Towns

January 1, 1000 Munro Stewart 🖐️ Human • 📁 Human Lines

I wouldn't want to be a cop in a big city. I think the police have it way easier in small towns. Especially when it comes to investigating crimes. You know, in a big city crime can go unsolved for like 20 or 30 years. In a small town the police are there like "Can you describe the man who robbed ya?" Yeah, he was Dwyane. Go get him. - Brent Butt

Traffic Light Versus Banana

January 1, 1000 Munro Stewart 🖐️ Human • 📁 Human Lines

On a traffic light green means go and yellow means yield, but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means hold on and yellow means go ahead...And red means where the hell did you get that banana? - Mitch Hedberg

A Penny For Your Thoughts

January 1, 1000 Munro Stewart 🖐️ Human • 📁 Human Lines

Why is it a penny for your thoughts but you have to put your two cents in? Somebody's making a penny. - Steven Wright

Moth Goes To A Podiatrist

January 1, 1000 Munro Stewart 💖 Movie • 📁 Movie Clips

A moth goes into a podiatrist's office, and the podiatrist says "What's the problem?"... - Norm Macdonald

Moth Goes To A Podiatrist - Norm Macdonald

Analyze And Advise Ideas

January 1, 1000 Munro Stewart 🖐️ Human • 📁 Human Texts

But if all of that isn't built on your own original ideas and truthful analysis, it doesn't mean anything. - The Whale Movie

At this point in the course, I have given you all that I can in terms of structure, building a thesis, paragraph organization.

But if all of that isn't built on your own original ideas and truthful analysis, it doesn't mean anything.

Think about that, as you write and revise.

Think about the truth of your argument.

The Whale - Rotten Tomatoes

Five Birds On A Fence

January 1, 1000 Munro Stewart 💖 Movie • 📁 Movie Clips

A teacher begins a class one day asking the question "If there are five birds sitting on a fence and one is shot, how many birds are left?"... - Eli's Dirty Jokes

Five Birds On A Fence - Eli's Dirty Jokes

Spiritual Values List

January 1, 1000 Munro Stewart 🍏 Life • 📁 Life Codes

Hopeful - Feeling what is wanted can be had or events will turn out for the best
Grateful - Warmly or deeply appreciative of kindness or benefits received; thankful
Content - Satisfied with what one is or has; not wanting more or anything else
Present - Being, existing, or occurring at this time or now; current
Positive - Emphasizing what is laudable, hopeful, or to the good; constructive
Kind - Of a good or benevolent nature or disposition, as a person

Work Without The Spotlight

January 1, 1000 Munro Stewart 🍏 Life • 📁 Life Quotes

The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses, behind the lines, in the gym, and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights. - Muhammad Ali

My Wife Is A Battleaxe

January 1, 1000 Munro Stewart 🖐️ Human • 📁 Human Lines

My wife is a battle-axe. I said to her 'Honey, I look in the mirror and all I see is a fat, ugly, old man, and I need you to give me a compliment.' She says 'Alright then, your eyesight is damn near perfect'. - Norm Macdonald