Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet. - Unknown
Category: 🩷 Soul
Films & letters to make souls better
Movie Uplifter • Viewer • Humorist
Person Letterist • Praiser • Journaler
Police In Small Towns
I wouldn't want to be a cop in a big city. I think the police have it way easier in small towns. Especially when it comes to investigating crimes. You know, in a big city crime can go unsolved for like 20 or 30 years. In a small town the police are there like "Can you describe the man who robbed ya?" Yeah, he was Dwyane. Go get him. - Brent Butt
A Penny For Your Thoughts
Why is it a penny for your thoughts but you have to put your two cents in? Somebody's making a penny. - Steven Wright
Traffic Light Versus Banana
On a traffic light green means go and yellow means yield, but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means hold on and yellow means go ahead...And red means where the hell did you get that banana? - Mitch Hedberg
I'm Also A Writer
I'm also a writer...I write checks...Mostly fiction. - Wendy Liebman
Moth Goes To A Podiatrist
A moth goes into a podiatrist's office, and the podiatrist says "What's the problem?"... - Norm Macdonald
Five Birds On A Fence
A teacher begins a class one day asking the question "If there are five birds sitting on a fence and one is shot, how many birds are left?"... - Eli's Dirty Jokes
My Wife Is A Battleaxe
My wife is a battle-axe. I said to her 'Honey, I look in the mirror and all I see is a fat, ugly, old man, and I need you to give me a compliment.' She says 'Alright then, your eyesight is damn near perfect'. - Norm Macdonald
Reality Shows
- American Idol
- Rock Star
- First Dates UK
- Love On The Spectrum US
- The Real World
- The Lofters
Nebraska
Cantankerous old buzzard Woody Grant can barely walk down the street of his home in Billings, Mont., without stopping for a drink. So when Woody receives a sweepstakes notice in the mail and insists on making a 750-mile trip to Lincoln, Neb., to collect his prize, it falls to baffled son David to accompany him.
Memento
Leonard is tracking down the man who raped and murdered his wife. The difficulty, however, of locating his wife's killer is compounded by the fact that he suffers from a rare, untreatable form of memory loss.
Lock, Stock, And Two Smoking Barrels
Eddy convinces three friends to pool funds for a high-stakes poker game against local crime boss Hatchet Harry.
The League
The League celebrates the dynamic journey of Negro League baseball's triumphs and challenges through the first half of the twentieth century.
Okja
For 10 idyllic years, young Mija has been caretaker and constant companion to Okja - a massive animal and an even bigger friend - at her home in the mountains of South Korea.
Fast Times At Ridgemont High
Stacy Hamilton is a pretty, but inexperienced, teen interested in dating. Given advice by her uninhibited friend, Linda Barrett, Stacy gets trapped in a love triangle with nice guy Mark Ratner and his more assured buddy Mike Damone.
Lars And The Real Girl
Extremely shy Lars finds it impossible to make friends or socialize. His brother and sister-in-law worry about him, so when he announces that he has a girlfriend he met on the Internet, they are overjoyed.
Drama Shows
- The White Lotus
- Halt And Catch Fire
- Enlightened
- Rectify
- The Wonder Years
- Heartland
Manifesto
From an anchorwoman to a homeless man, actress Cate Blanchett portrays 13 distinct characters in vignettes that incorporate timeless manifestos.
The Banshees Of Inisherin
Set on a remote island off the west coast of Ireland, The Banshees Of Inisherin follows lifelong friends Pádraic and Colm, who find themselves at an impasse when Colm unexpectedly puts an end to their friendship.
Fight Club
A depressed man suffering from insomnia meets a strange soap salesman named Tyler Durden and soon finds himself living in his squalid house after his perfect apartment is destroyed.