Category: 📁 Text Lines

Superman never made any money, savin' the world from Solomon Grundy. And sometimes I despair the world will never see another man like him. - Crash Test Dummies

Pass on what you have learned. Strength, mastery, hmmm. But weakness, folly, failure also. Yes, failure most of all. The greatest teacher, failure is. Luke, we are what they grow beyond. - Yoda

The Greatest Teacher, Failure Is - YouTube

And the lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life." But John came fifth, and won a toaster instead. - Unknown

What did the Buddha say when he walked up to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything. - Unknown

For the past 20 years I've received a Valentines card from the same secret admirer. So I was pretty upset when I didn't get one this year. First my granny dies and now this. - Colm Flynn

Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet. - Unknown

I hate scrabble. You think it's gonna be about the words, but it's just about the numbers. You think you're gonna be playing lagoon, and lambent, or soap. But it's all nu, pi, za, and xu. - Sometimes, Always, Never Movie

I wouldn't want to be a cop in a big city. I think the police have it way easier in small towns. Especially when it comes to investigating crimes. You know, in a big city crime can go unsolved for like 20 or 30 years. In a small town the police are there like "Can you describe the man who robbed ya?" Yeah, he was Dwyane. Go get him. - Brent Butt

Why is it a penny for your thoughts but you have to put your two cents in? Somebody's making a penny. - Steven Wright

On a traffic light green means go and yellow means yield, but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means hold on and yellow means go ahead...And red means where the hell did you get that banana? - Mitch Hedberg

I'm also a writer...I write checks...Mostly fiction. - Wendy Liebman

My wife is a battle-axe. I said to her 'Honey, I look in the mirror and all I see is a fat, ugly, old man, and I need you to give me a compliment.' She says 'Alright then, your eyesight is damn near perfect'. - Norm Macdonald

Be careful of what you do, 'cause the lie becomes the truth. - Michael Jackson

They took all the trees, put 'em in a tree museum. Then they charged the people a dollar and a half just to see 'em. Don't it always seem to go, that you don't know what you've got 'til it's gone? They paved paradise, put up a parking lot. - Joni Mitchell

Big Yellow Taxi - Joni Mitchell - AZ Lyrics

I love what's mine cause what's mine is all mine. Gives me a reason to go get more. You take it for granted, I guess that's what it's for. But before you demand it, take a look out your back door. - Blues Traveler

Freedom - Blues Traveler - AZ Lyrics

Cause out on the edge of darkness, there rides a peace train. Oh peace train take this country, come take me home again. Oh I've been smiling lately, dreaming about the world as one. And I believe it could be, some day it's going to come. - Cat Stevens

Peace Train - Cat Stevens - AZ Lyrics

Are we connected? What do you say about me? Was I mean to you? Were you to me? What do you think of me? Deep down? Am I ridiculous? Or sweet? Or decent? Are we friends? Do you care? Let it go, let it go, let it go. - Enlightened TV Show

Enlightened - Mike White - Rotten Tomatoes

They want me to be this picture-perfect girl. In a little picture-perfect world. But I cuss when I talk, and I lean when I walk. And I've been through some shit, and I've gained and I've lost. You won't bring me down. Down, d-d-down. - Bibi Bourelly

Ego - Bibi Bourelly - AZ Lyrics

A little crazy, little sexy, little cool. Little rough around the edges but I keep it smooth. I'm always left of center and that's right where I belong. I'm the random minor note you hear in major songs. - Janelle Monae

I Like That - Janelle Monae - AZ Lyrics

These assignments don't matter, this course doesn't matter, college doesn't matter. These amazing, honest things that you wrote, they matter. - The Whale Movie