I wouldn't want to be a cop in a big city. I think the police have it way easier in small towns. Especially when it comes to investigating crimes. You know, in a big city crime can go unsolved for like 20 or 30 years. In a small town the police are there like "Can you describe the man who robbed ya?" Yeah, he was Dwyane. Go get him. - Brent Butt
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A Penny For Your Thoughts
Why is it a penny for your thoughts but you have to put your two cents in? Somebody's making a penny. - Steven Wright
Traffic Light Versus Banana
On a traffic light green means go and yellow means yield, but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means hold on and yellow means go ahead...And red means where the hell did you get that banana? - Mitch Hedberg
Moth Goes To A Podiatrist
A moth goes into a podiatrist's office, and the podiatrist says "What's the problem?"... - Norm Macdonald
Sociality Books
- How To Win Friends And Influence People - Dale Carnegie
- How To Talk To Anyone - Leil Lowndes
- Emotional Intelligence - Daniel Goleman
- Emotional Intelligence 2.0 - Travis Bradberry & Jean Greaves
- Painfully Shy - Barbara & Gregory Markway
- Conversationally Speaking - Alan Garner
Philosophy Books
- Tao Of Jeet Kune Do - Bruce Lee
- Out Of My Later Years - Albert Einstein
Society Books
- Ten Days In A Mad-House - Nelly Bly
- Art Of War - Sun Tzu
Stay Free Doing It Anyway
The true freedom in this life is knowing you're cringe and doing it anyway. That guy is free. - Finding Emily Movie
Five Birds On A Fence
A teacher begins a class one day asking the question "If there are five birds sitting on a fence and one is shot, how many birds are left?"... - Eli's Dirty Jokes
Sociality Novels
- Anthem - Ayn Rand
- The Old Man And The Sea - Ernest Hemmingway
- To Kill A Mockingbird - Harper Lee
- Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck
- Circle Of Friends - Maeve Binchy
- The Book of Ruth - Jane Hamilton
My Wife Is A Battleaxe
My wife is a battle-axe. I said to her 'Honey, I look in the mirror and all I see is a fat, ugly, old man, and I need you to give me a compliment.' She says 'Alright then, your eyesight is damn near perfect'. - Norm Macdonald
Dream The World's A Team
Cause out on the edge of darkness, there rides a peace train. Oh peace train take this country, come take me home again. Oh I've been smiling lately, dreaming about the world as one. And I believe it could be, some day it's going to come. - Cat Stevens
Bring People Up, Not Down
They want me to be this picture-perfect girl. In a little picture-perfect world. But I cuss when I talk, and I lean when I walk. And I've been through some shit, and I've gained and I've lost. You won't bring me down. Down, d-d-down. - Bibi Bourelly
Find Peace Of Mind
Whatever keeps you occupied. Whatever gives you contact high. Whatever keeps you busy, baby. Will never make you satisfied. Are you looking for peace of mind? You won't find it in your status line. - Allen Stone
Embrace Your Own Place
A little crazy, little sexy, little cool. Little rough around the edges but I keep it smooth. I'm always left of center and that's right where I belong. I'm the random minor note you hear in major songs. - Janelle Monae
Save Humans, Not Millions
I love what's mine cause what's mine is all mine. Gives me a reason to go get more. You take it for granted, I guess that's what it's for. But before you demand it, take a look out your back door. - Blues Traveler
Use Stories To Make Change
I don't think that our sad stories are supposed to teach us how to survive the world. I think they're supposed to make us want to change it. - Fly Me To The Moon Movie
Society Novels
- Roots - Alex Haley
- A Tale Of Two Cities - Charles Dickens
- The Plague - Albert Camus
- Fahrenheit 451 - Ray Bradbury
- Lord Of The Flies - William Golding
- Great Expectations - Charles Dickens
Avoid Naive Make Believe
Come on come on, I don't need anyone, to tell me what to believe. Now I am a young man, I see cracks in the steel. If they ask you to stand, well they just want you to kneel. - Jet
Philosophy Novels
- The Alchemist - Paul Coelho
- The Great Gatsby - F. Scott Fitzgerald
- Atlas Shrugged - Ayn Rand
- Zen And The Art Of Motorcycle Maintenance - Robert Pirsig
- Nineteen Eighty-Four - George Orwell
- Brave New World - Aldous Huxley